jean diet

my school friends and i were in the dining hall in our school, and we found out there was a guest speaker. we took him aside and he says ''i always pick a name of a student, just any name, once people find out, everyone wants to try" we were very confused until he started his 'speech' which was advertising this diet that was spreading through the nations. this man had a bowl cut and just kept yelling things. 'these jeans are all you need!!! it worked for leah! believe me !!" he had these acid wash jeans, running around holding them up for everyone to see. people kept coming up to me and saying why'd you do that diet, but then i couldn't explain what was going on. it started raining and that meant time to go.

we got outside but it was the hardest rain of the century. we were late for the shuttle bus, so we got on the short bus. but it was out of service until 5:00. my friend sarah holbrook started talking to this manatee and they were drinking diet coke together, until we got to ride back home.

yarn rodents and fried chicken

i was in meijer on this womens retreat and we were all doing a group hug and singing really lame songs about togetherness, when i heard someone say 'psst, over here'. i turned around and on the ground was this little rodent who was made out of yarn about the length of my arm. his whole body was grey and had a pink little nose also made out of yarn. no eyeballs. when i say made out of yarn it looked like someone just had wrapped yarn around their fist and then up their arm all the way to their elbow and then pushed it all off to create this little guy. i know this because later on in this dream i made one myself so he would have a friend. so anyways, this rodents name was chertle and he could move around so fast and was jumping on all the furnature and singing some song the whole time we were together. chertle and i started doing belly slides on the carpet in this one part of the store and we slid so far without any rug burns at all. i remember trying to bring chertle over to show my friends but he got really nervous and shook his head and then we slid on the ground some more. but he could slide up things too since he didn't have any arms or legs, just up the counters and i guess thats just how he moved to get around. when i had to leave meijer, i made him a friend instead of stealing him. i thought that would make him happier and plus i could come visit from time to time.

we were at my grandma's house and there were all these little tweety bird paintings on the purple walls in her house and all the furniture was so romantic and old. my dad got us fried chicken in a bucket but i hadn't eaten my piece yet. i was pissed because we were going to go play kickball with my parents bible study group and i didn't want to go. it was so hot outside everyone in my family was just sweating uncontrollably, so i took a shower really fast and as soon as i got out the water on my body turned to sweat, which made showering meaningless. i went outside to our backyard and joe was sitting in this stream behind our house with a brontosaurus. he was wearing this old sunhat i used to have when i was 9. when i took my shoes off to get in the water my dad said we were leaving and then as soon as i turned around to look at him, i was walking with my family in a mall, going to get smoothies. my dad was carrying my piece of fried chicken in his hand that i hadn't eaten yet. i had this huge bag of clothes my sister had bought from (why is this showing up again in my dreams) the american girl store. i threw the bag down the hallway and it bounced just like it was in a pinball machine. hitting wall after wall and column so fast, when it was done bouncing it flew back right into my hand. i wiggled my eyebrows at some guy walking past. my dad says to me, "leah are you going to eat this meat soon, its making my hand really hot". then i wake up.

jumble mumble

something about hairy legs, hurley from lost and goldfish.

it was boring and thats all i remember.

strange

i was on a road trip with my family and we stopped at this museum on our last day. at the very top was this store that made american girl doll clothes for adults, and i was really excited because ... well obviously i would want an american girl dress that is my size. so i was looking through all of them but i didn't see any. all of the sudden my mood changed dramatically and i remember just being so angry and pissed and i started running down the stairs and my mom kept calling my name and telling me to behave in public. but i was just yelling. i got to the main door, and this lady came up to me who looked like one of those evil witches in cartoon movies. she asked me all these questions about if i could babysit her dog on mondays and thursdays from only 10:30 until 12:00. i told her i would love to except that i go to college in a different state, she took my hand and said 'come with me'. we went into this room where her dogs were. one was a beagle but it was massive and the other one was dusty my old dog. i guess she brought her back to life, and that was really nice to see her again. i found this small insect right on the ear of one of the dogs that was sleeping, it was a cross between a scorpion and a spider so i knocked it off with a photo i had in my hand of dusty, but it wouldn't get off the photo when i shook it. so i smooshed it on the ground, but it still wouldn't get off. then i got that angry pissed feeling again so i just stomped all over the ground to try to kill it. joe came out of no where and started saying 'yeah just kill it leah, its really doing every good. give it bruises. just kill it.' and i did and turned around and got right up in joes face and pointed my finger at him and said 'don't even start with me, i took a peacemaking class once and i don't want this shit from you. i had to do it. i had to. i did it to save the dogs. you wouldn't even understand.' i started to run up the stairs but this ladys beagle grabbed me by the arm but had a huge grip. i looked at its paw, which still was a paw but had long fingers like a human so it was really holding on tight. and it was so fat and heavy that it hurt my arm so much. the witch lady came over and made him let go of me and threw it down the stairs, it sort of floated in the air and then landed with a big thump on the ground. i said 'fuck all you guys' and i ran outside to the car and was so angry and was kicking rocks and jumping down stairs. i turned around and my family was in a v-formation coming towards the car to yell at me but then the dream ended.

cold toes

in my dream last night i was in a room with a bunch of my friends and we were sitting on the floor in a pile of pillows. every now and then my friends boyfriend would appear and do the moonwalk on this ledge outside the window. we just laughed and said 'oh, its so cool that matt can fly. really, its so good for him.' there we sat watching a baseball game on tv just sitting in a room full of gray pillows. then all of the sudden this girl got up and started swearing and freaking out and she threw a baseball at the tv and got up and left. once she got out the door we heard her mumbling about her butt being stuck in the cushions. i think she was pissed in my dream because i saw her right before i went to sleep and she was angry then too.

there are really thin walls in these dorm rooms. and i can always hear the music from the bathroom coming through the walls. sometimes its okay, but most times i just hate it a lot.

i slept with my window open last night and for some reason my feet don't stay in my bed anymore when i sleep. so i woke up with very cold toes this morning. it reminded me of science of sleep when stephane wakes up with his feet in the freezer. it is now 2pm and i have yet to get out of my bed which means its still very cold in my room, because i am too lazy to get up to shut it. i wonder if i can stay in bed all day. i mean, yes. i can easily stay in bed all day, but i wonder if i should.

none

barely no sleep means i'm not ever having dreams.

830 class is really not what i want to do every day.

recent thoughts:

where is my bunny

countdown to lost

much work to do for mountain city.

chocolately delight

why am i too poor to afford school books

titans

i don't know why ''celebrities'' keep being in my dreams. 

i was in florida with my family and we were on this really long strip visiting a house that we used to live in. a tree and taken over the house. it just grew right through the floorboards and through the roof. we started to make dinner in there and there was a knock on the door. oh don't worry its just my friend, hayden panettiere. and she came in and my mom was just tweaking out and was so happy to meet her. but hayden was really sad because she had no friends and she was just happy that we let her come in and eat dinner with us. my mom had this long talk with her about how she was so proud that hayden didn't give up her morals when she made it to hollywood and that she was a wholesome girl. and how she she did such a good job in remember the titans. i said, yeah your hair was so nice in that, i always wanted that hair. then she performed all her lines from that movie to us. and then i got really annoyed in my head at how stupid she was being, so i told her we had to go to sleep. she said she would see me in school and i said okay, and she went on her way.

this dream just pisses me off.

breakfast with beck

i had a dream last night that my family owned a bed and breakfast. i woke up and went into the bathroom which was covered from floor to ceiling in purple carpet. in the bathroom was this high school band, vapor aevum, that my friends used to like a lot when we were in 7th grade. the band was the same except ozzie osbourne and beck were new members i guess, because they were sitting in there with the band.  just playing their guitars and smoking cigarettes in our purple room. i came out of the bathroom and beck was eating cantaloupe with my family. and then we waited for my dad to bring the carved meats out.