nessie

i was on top of a really rocky mountain peak right at the top in an old cabin. i was there with a few of my friends. it was really dark. the loch ness monster had surfaced and we had seen it. it was huge - about half the size of the whole lake. it had many legs and arms. the scales on it were black and navy blue. where its head should be there was not one, but instead the body of a man. somehow the man was removed from the monster, he had broken free. he was walking around in our cabin. he kept talking about how he needed to kill himself or else scientists would find out and use him for experiments. we tried to stop him but he was walking backwards towards the window and fell out. while he was falling down the cliff, the loch ness monster came out of the water again and grabbed the man. he ripped off the mans scales which killed him immediately. he placed him on the ground on the side of the cliff. we realized that the man wanted to be in the water so no one would find him but the loch ness monster did not want that. he wanted people to find the man and to know the truth. it was very windy.

what

i just had a mini dream where i was in india on a college tour and we learned that there are 54,000 people in the world and there were also 54,000 people on facebook at the same time. and everyone got really depressed and we also learned that the #1 major there at university was guitar science. and then my teachers evil bitch dog bit through my hand and also my neck and it was really small and ugly. probably the ugliest dog ive ever seen. and it really hurt i was screaming so loud but the sound that was coming out of my throat was more like a goose honk

unplanned wedding

i was at school and i found out that courtney was getting married in about 4 hours and no one had bothered to tell me. everyone assumed that i knew and i felt left out because no one told me that i needed to have a fancy dress or be anywhere at a certain time. courtney took our family out to dinner and said it needed to be somewhere quick so she could have time to get ready before her wedding. we went to wendys and the cashier took forever on mine and joes orders so we waited 2 hours for our food. courtney got really pissed at us and left us at wendys.

on the way back there was about 3 feet of snow everywhere and there were giant bunnies in the road. everyone was scared of them because they were about the size of a sheep or a medium sized dog. i went over and tried to pet one but someone told me it would bite my hand off and that i needed to be really careful.

i went to the grand hall and my mom said i couldn't be in the wedding because of what i was wearing. i got really upset because again, no one bothered to tell me. i went to the cube to go to up lizzys room and borrow a dress from her. when i got into the elevator and pushed foor 9 button i realized that i was in the basin and that the floors only go up to 4. i went through the roof and kept going up 5 flights of stairs which were actually just air. i was super nervous and i woke up.

it would be a dream

i think about it a lot.

every day actually.

birthday

i was at professor slughorns birthday with joe and it was in a library that had all the books removed so it was a really large space. everyone there was in halloween costumes. joe was just wearing all black i don't know what he was. but he cut the feet off of his socks so it was like he was wearing black really short thin leg warmers and he was sitting on top of this table during my whole dream. i was dressed like a squid and i had to walk in swaying motions the whole dream so people could get the full effect. i felt really good about my costume until i saw someone else that was a squid and their costume was better than mine. then i felt self conscious.

they locked us in and put on some dance music and said LET THE CHAOS BEGIN. and there were strobe lights and dancing and it seemed pretty fun. all the adults were sitting at this long table drinking. robin williams was there and he had this straw that he was holding over no cup. i was watching him because it was really interesting what was happening. he would take a sip and this cup would appear with liquid in it and the longer he drank for the larger and more intricate the cup became. it was really beautiful almost, fun to watch. he saw me watching him and thought i was giving him the eyes because then he came over to me and tried to kiss me and i was so repulsed because his mouth is so tiny and plus i hate robin williams and i just really hated my life when that was happening.

tooth conversation

i was at a wedding of a friend and it was in this palace that had been decorated so it looked like a modern french rococo and i kept saying god i wish sarah johnson was here to see this. there were so many nice colors together and whoever did it really did a great job. then i had to go to the car to get something and there were these stepping stones in a stream that i kept jumping on. my dress was so pretty. i ran into chris maloney who i went to high school with and we started talking about pallet expanders because he had one in and i was wearing a retainer. we had about a 5 minute long conversation and we both sounded so lame and gross. lots of spit and just really stupid voices.

not a dream but real LIFE

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sleeping in a van in new zealand

courtney called me to ask permission if she could sleep with one of her friends from college. i didn't know who she was talking about so i said yes, go ahead. she said 'it's colin' and i said, sure yeah go ahead. and then in my dream i was zooming down the street and there were men at different places on the sidewalk. i would go fast and then my vision would stop on their faces and they would say the name colin. and i would shake my head if the name didn't fit with the face that i saw. probably 20 or so people went by and then two of the same guy next to each other. and they said "colin" at the same time. "not this one, that one" and i could feel my eyebrows furrowing because i was confused. and then one of the heads went away and i was left with one guy. and i told courtney that i changed my mind because in my head it was a different guy.

then we went on this street where there were only antique furniture shops. there was one that was 4 stories high and it just had the nicest old furniture that was basically free and i was really excited to put it in my house. the paint was chipping on everything and it was so beautiful. i found a lot of shelves and a book case and even a bed frame and it was all super light and i was carrying everything myself.